Metastanza
Stanzas are way better than verses, trust us.
Our Brand Is Fucked
Uh oh.
We're Busted
Crap! The whole world seems to have caught on. Turns out we're not really here to make the world a better place –we're here to sell ads.
We ❤️ Your Data
We need you dummies to keep giving us your data. Our new plan is to get you to put on these wacky virtual reality headsets –we’re going to pipe ads directly into your brain!
Look Away
“f” ??? What’s that? There's nothing to see here. What does that "f" even stand for? Also, ignore the man behind the curtain.
A distraction
LOOK OVER HERE
See that person? They’re our ideal user. Notice how they are mindlessly watching our ads? Man, that's pretty terrific, right?Remember kids, It's always better to avoid the real world. And don’t forget to derive your self-worth by comparing your body & life to unrealistic images from influencers!
old gold
INFINITE SCROLLING
Don't stop now. You're almost at the end of your feed... Just keep scrolling... And scrolling... You're almost there... So close... Keep going...
we want your money
BUY MORE STUFF
You sheep are so easy to manipulate. Look at that shiny thing over there. It's so new... And shiny. You should probably buy it. Right now.
Buy More & Save
Swipe-n-Charge
We Tried to Make up a Currency
your email... give us your precious email data.
Get Updates
This? This isn't a ploy to get more data. Don't be silly. Just move your little flesh sticks across the keyboard and type in your email.
Thank you!
Great work. You read all about how we're taking advantage of the worst traits of mankind, and you decided to give us your data anyway! Thanks, was that a WhatsApp notification I just heard?